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Madness in His Method

The unparalleled universe of Harry Stephen Keeler

By Leonard Pierce
As cultural studies widens its net and critics
look to the previously lowbrow and untouchable for their subjects,
pulp fiction has been seen with a new set of eyes. Pulp — magazines
and books, generally of the prewar era, that showcased fiction
that was fantastic, sensational or otherwise disreputable, and
churned it out fast on the cheap paper that gave the genre its
name — is finally transcending its reputation as the literary
equivalent of grindhouse cinema, and its creators are now thought
fit for assessment by genuine highbrows, academics, and tastemakers.
While it can’t be denied that most pulp fiction was justifiably
thought of as disposable trash, the reappraisal has rescued the
good name of a handful of writers that don’t deserve to be
forgotten. Raymond Chandler is rightly thought of as a major figure
in American letters nowadays; Jim Thompson is enjoying a pleasing
critical and popular revival; Mickey Spillane and Daishell Hammett
are thought of, if not as great writers, as at least the creators
of great characters; and while the jury is still out on the relative
genius of other writers who toiled in the pulp market (like Edgar
Rice Burroughs, Robert E. Howard and H.P. Lovecraft), if nothing
else, they have not been forgotten.
And then there’s Harry
Stephen Keeler.
Keeler was born in Chicago in 1890 and lived
there until his death in 1967. Starting in his early 20s,
he began
editing and writing
for several pulp magazines, and, in 1924, Hutchison Press published
his first novel, The Voice of the Seven Sparrows. Never
tremendously popular, he nonetheless maintained a steady following
until the
1940s, when his books — always idiosyncratic, to say the
least — took a hard left into the realm of total lunacy.
Dropped by Dutton, his longtime publisher, he was picked up by
a tiny house called Phoenix Press and produced some of his most
famous (or infamous) work before finally getting so abstract that
he could no longer find an American publisher. He continued to
produce novels which were published only in the U.K., Spain or
Portugal, often for so little money it can’t have been worth
the massive investment of time it took to turn out the frequently
lengthy books. His audience had all but disappeared, his success
was a thing of the distant past, and the commercial lending library
(the market for which many of his books were produced) was long
gone. After his death, it seemed as if he’d be forgotten
forever; indeed, original versions of his later novels are exceptionally
rare.
In the late 1960s, however, just a few years
after Harry Stephen Keeler’s death, a series of articles
about the novelist appeared in The Journal of Popular Culture.
Written by the critic and author
Francis M. Nevins, the articles were the genesis of a mini-cult
that grew up around the man and his work; those who were able to
find his books snatched them up and evangelized for them at every
opportunity, and those who couldn’t talked about them as
if they were some kind of demented Holy Grail of pulp literature.
Since then, other pocket revivals of the incredible Mr. Keeler
have come and gone. William Poundstone, author of the Big Secrets series,
wrote an excellent article on Keeler and helped get a new generation
of fans interested in his work. Ken Keeler (no relation),
the veteran television writer, is a devotee of HSK’s work
and mentions him in the audio commentary of an episode of “Futurama.”
In 1997, the Harry Stephen Keeler Society was founded by Richard
Polt (the membership includes renowned comics writer Neil Gaiman
and sci-fi novelist Philip José Farmer). And still later,
a computer-aided micropublisher called Ramble House began reprinting
Keeler’s novels, making them easily available to the growing
number of HSK devotees for the first time in a generation.
It’s
obvious that, despite his marginal cultural status, something about
Harry Stephen Keeler strikes a chord with a small
but dedicated group of fans. What is it? What kind of a writer
was he? What about his 70-plus novels is so appealing and yet so
alienating?
Keeler wrote a smattering of
science fiction, fantasy, and straightforward fiction, but he,
like many pulp writers, was primarily known as
a crafter of detective fiction and mysteries. His books, though,
are mysteries only in the loosest possible sense: there is a crime,
often a murder (and usually under particularly unusual circumstances).
There is a hero, sometimes a detective, who arrives on the scene
to solve what appears to be an insoluble case. And at the end,
a number of clues, scattered throughout the course of the story,
come together to finger the perpetrator. But beyond these essential
elements, none of the rules of detective fiction — for that
matter, none of the rules of fiction of any kind — apply.
Keeler’s books are completely insane. His work occupies
a universe all its own, a self-contained world with a perfect,
inexorable
and completely incomprehensible logic that bears no relationship
to the world as it is. HSK’s books violate every tenet of
mystery writing: while standard detective stories are allowed one
or two unlikely plot points, Keeler’s have dozens or even
hundreds. (William Poundstone calls them “coincidence porn.”)
While standard detective stories present you with red herrings
you must sort through in order to arrive at the solution, Keeler’s
are books in which literally everything is a red herring. And while
standard detective stories at least make the pretense of playing
fair by giving you the information you need to try and solve the
mystery, Keeler’s don’t even give the most attentive
reader a fighting chance — impossible amounts of extraneous
information are poured into the story, complicated subplots are
introduced and then completely forgotten, and the guilty party
often doesn’t even appear until the final few pages of the
book.
But Keeler wasn’t just pulling these absurdly
convoluted plots, nonsensical digressions and total betrayals of
the basic
structures of the genre out of thin air: he had a theory.
A former engineer, he had an entire system he devised called “webwork”;
he was its foremost champion, and, as far as anyone can tell, its
only practitioner. “Webwork” consisted of creating
a huge, intricate design (resembling a spider’s web, hence
the name) upon which dozens of characters — all linked by
the most implausible coincidences and tenuous connections — connected
into a veritable orgy of happenstance. These characters were then
strung together using an equally large number of unlikely plot
devices, which Keeler often drew from unusual news stories, personal
anecdotes and recycled stories from the pulp magazines he wrote
for. It all comes together, somehow, in an impenetrable chain of
circumstance that gets you from Point A to Point B via Points Z,
Q and M13.47EX3-Ω. A typical HSK novel is self-contained,
meticulous, and with an implacable logic; it’s just not a
logic that makes any sense whatsoever except in Keeler’s
own personal universe. Even something as simple as the likely motive
for a murder quickly veers into an outré Keelerian alternate
reality in no time at all:
…
Marceau had literally invited his own death from the hands of some
particularly demented member of a group of people little known
to the world, either in the motivation of its members, or the personalities
thereof, we brought out by an astonishing discovery made some 24
hours after his death. The discovery was made in a search of his
private papers, and consisted of an old yellow news paper clipping
representing obviously a letter he had written to some London paper
in the long ago, and which had been published, signed with his
name and former address, in one of its readers’ columns.
Inspector Allan Jamison, a typographical expert at Scotland Yard,
identified the type as being London Times type of 1910. And a search
of the old Times files revealed, indeed, the original column containing
the letter. As for the item itself, it occupied but a few hundred
words, and lay in a most obscure position in the column, being
sandwiched between the annual letter from the enthusiastic reader
who sees the first robin of the season in St. James Park, and the
customary letter advocating the return to England of the good old
Tory Party. The letter had evidently been published by the Times
editor, in spite of its condemnatory advocations, because of the
bizarre theory its words set forth. It stated, in brief, that the
writer advocated and urged strongly an international law which
would provide that all cretins, dwarfs and midgets be put out of
the way at birth — or as soon thereafter as they showed evidences
of being diminutive — because they represented a powerful
effort on the part of Nature to create a genetic groundwork for
drawing down the entire race of mankind to near-microscopic size — and
thus give the insect world, in which Nature was tremendously more
interested, the ascendancy; that unless all midgets were cancelled
ruthlessly from the human breeding equation, Nature would suddenly
up some day and — in concatenation with some temporarily
fortuitous natural condition — throw forth, in the form of course
of newly-born infants, millions of such people, who by further
interbreeding would snuff out the regular-sized man and then, in
turn, in the form of its offspring produced by subsequent breedings,
proceed to decrease in size till a cockroach — to one such
individual — would be a veritable and terrifying and dangerous
dinosaur … the significant thing about Marceau’s letter,
however, in view of the rationale of his own murder, was that in
its last line it modestly set forth that the most painless form
of legal euthanasia, for such small people, would be strangling.
Such — the
only ascertainable illumination as to the motive for the bizarre
murder of André Marceau: insane resentment
on the part of a single member of a group of curious people — the
heterogeneous world of Lilliputia — flaring into existence
after 25 long years — a group which comprises members of
every race and blood, which numbers among itself hundreds of new
recruits gained by births since that letter was written — insane
resentment against a man who, himself generously endowed with size
by Nature, had urged their extinguishment from the scheme of things — by
the most painful of all deaths — strangling!
Overwritten,
awkwardly phrased, swimming in extraneous detail, crammed with
bizarre elements, and every word of it a red herring — and,
of course, taking place entirely “offscreen.” The excerpt
above (from The Marceau Case) is a perfect encapsulation of the
Keeler style; and yet almost any page from any book by HSK could
do the job just as well.
Harry Stephen Keeler was devoted to the
webwork technique. He used it in all of his writing; he even wrote
a few magazine articles
and a how-to book for anyone interested in learning it themselves.
It seems highly unlikely that anyone ever did, of course; lest
you think that the ludicrously complex diagrams that Keeler designed
to keep track of the endless plot threads in his webwork novels
would somehow render the books easier to understand, rest assured
that the diagrams are as impossible to follow as the stories themselves.
It’s been remarked that the only way to fully enjoy Finnegans
Wake is if your name is James Joyce; likewise, the only way
to truly follow the ins and outs of a webwork novel is to be Harry
Stephen Keeler. Of course, Keeler was no Joyce. His dialogue is
stilted, to say the least; his characters are usually tissue-thin,
existing only as gears that move the webwork machine forward; and
the plots, while incredibly intricate and admirably ambitious,
make no sense whatsoever. Plots and subplots come and go; characters
appear and disappear; entire chapters of already-lengthy novels
are little more than an excuse for Keeler to drop in-jokes, inchoate
character sketches, or entire short stories he’d already
published in pulp magazines and which had little or no bearing
to the book. More than this, many of his novels have no action.
Sure, things happen; in fact, too much happens. A typical Keeler
novel has enough plot for a dozen books by a more conventional
mystery writer. But almost nothing happens in real time; everything
is told in flashback, in conversation, in reference, in passing.
The action of entire chapters, almost entire books, are communicated
in a story one character tells another character. Everything seems
to happen “offstage.” In the first Keeler novel I ever
read, The Man with the Magic Eardrums, the story begins
with a man getting the drop on a burglar who has broken into his
home — and
it ends in the exact same place, almost 300 pages later. The story,
which is so convoluted that no summary could begin to express its
hyperactive complexity, is told almost entirely in conversation
between the homeowner and the burglar. Dozens of plot twists and
hundreds of characters cross the pages, but we never actually “see”
any of them; they’re simply referred to by the two protagonists.
Oh,
that’s another thing: Keeler’s novels are long.
The aforementioned book is part of a four-part series known as “The
Adventures of a Skull”; it’s 1,258 pages in its entirety.
The “Big River” trilogy, which puts four men and three
lifejackets on tiny Bleeker’s Island during a devastating
flood, spans almost a thousand pages and rarely leaves the main
setting. The Ace of Spades Murder was so huge that Keeler
broke it up into five separate books. And HSK’s “masterpiece,” the
so-called Marceau Series, not only covers four books by itself,
but alternate solutions to the central mystery (in high HSK fashion,
the identity of the culprit is revealed on the very last page of
the second book after not having appeared in the previous 1,000
pages) appear in other novels with no apparent relationship to
the series. This is another of Keeler’s hallmarks; he not
only created an alternate universe of his own in which different
rules of writing applied, but also an alternate universe in which
the writing was set. Certain characters appear in one novel and
reappear in another, certain fictional settings are visited again
and again, and certain mysteries are never solved while others
are solved a half-dozen times in a half-dozen ways.
As if all that
wasn’t enough to make you realize why Harry
Stephen Keeler will never be the next Raymond Chandler (as well
as why he has his own small band of rabid fans), there’s
more. For many people who decide to take the plunge, it’s
not so much the demented style of HSK that stands out as
it is the demented content. It’s hard to know where
to begin with Keeler’s myriad quirks. There’s the deranged
plot hooks (a French art dealer is found strangled on his lawn
and police
suspect a murderous midget piloting a one-man helicopter; an inveterate
trickster carrying around a skull assumes 50 identities in 24 hours
in order to win the hand of the Mother Superior of a charity hospital;
a defense attorney tries to give an accused man some drugged chewing
gum that makes people tell the truth, while the DA tries to replace
it with a different drugged gum that makes you lie compulsively).
There’s the hilarious names given to characters (Yoho TenBrockerville,
Sheriff Bucyrus Duckhouse, State’s Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck,
Crystal Armswayne, Captain Lucifer Zull). There’s the absurdly
overblown ethnic dialect, which often continues for dozens of pages.
There’s the settings (Idiot’s Valley, home of heavily
armed, dull-witted hillbillies; and Old Twistibus, the most winding
road in the world). There’s the peculiar thematic obsessions
(racial mixing, circus freaks, skulls, whorehouses, insane asylums,
midgets, Chinese culture, deformities, trepanning, clowns). And
perhaps best of all, there’s the absolutely unforgettable
titles of Keeler’s novels:
The Case of the Barking Clock
The Skull of
the Waltzing Clown
The Defrauded Yeggman
Finger! Finger!
The
Case of the Lavender Gripsack
The Case of the Two-Headed
Idiot
I Killed Lincoln at 10:13!
The Mysterious Ivory Ball of
Wong Shing Li
The Riddle of the Traveling Skull
The Mystery
of the Fiddling Cracksman
Just one of these elements alone
makes Keeler worth reading for the sheer novelty value; but any
one of
his books contains all of them, often many times over.
All of this
raises the question: is Harry Stephen Keeler any good? Well … yes
and no. He was not, to say the least, an elegant stylist. His characters
were usually only memorable for their colorful
names, his settings relied on their novelty value rather than his
descriptive power, and, again, the stories make no sense at all.
Even his simplest books are almost impossible to follow to their
conclusion without making extensive notes, and it’s not worth
it in the end, because you don’t have a prayer of figuring
out where it’s all headed. (After all, if even Keeler himself
couldn’t keep track of all the loose ends, why should you?)
Francis Nevins described him as “the sublime nutty genius
of American literature,” but the truth is, he was more nutty
than genius.
And
yet, Keeler was so nutty, his work so maniacal and meticulous,
his novels so elaborate and unconventional, that it gave them a
kind of genius. There was a method to his madness, even if the
method was just a different variety of madness. He created an entirely
new and entirely different way of writing fiction — a way
that was self-contained, implacably logical and intricately constructed.
So sophisticated was the webwork technique that to carp about it
being utterly misguided and unreal seems mean-spirited. This is
doubly true when you consider the passion with which HSK wrote;
his books are original, inventive (the Marceau Series in particular,
which tells its story through a clever if incomprehensible series
of letters, photographs, newspaper clippings, jokes and other documents)
and told with an obvious sense of joy and intelligence. Indeed,
it’s not too much of a stretch, given their formalist sensibility,
unique structure, and finely attuned sense of the bizarre, to say
that Keeler’s novels were a curious precursor to postmodernism.
At times they read like failed experiments, aborted heralds of
an art form not yet born. Finally, the books are often terrifically
funny, and whether or not Keeler intended them to be so hilarious
(a subject that’s still hotly contested by his fans) is beside
the point. With a little more skill and a lot more self-control,
Keeler could have been a great writer; but he wouldn’t have
been Harry Stephen Keeler. And the world would be a lesser place
without the boundlessly entertaining Keeler in it.
In an interview
in Bizarre magazine, the television writer and producer Ken Keeler
describes the moment when you hear a plot twist
or a bit of dialogue or a character development so unusual, so
out of the blue, so completely at odds with the rational progress
of the story, that it leaves you “feeling like your head
is going to explode.” Ken Keeler says that as much as he
personally enjoys these moments, he tends to hedge his bets and
use them sparingly, since most audiences have a very limited tolerance
for that sort of thing, no matter how creatively it’s done.
Harry Stephen Keeler, though, had no such governor: he either didn’t
know or didn’t care about whether the reader would be bewildered
or jarred by his ridiculous plot twists, his beyond-plausible coincidences,
his absurd dialogue and crazy characters. “As a result,” says
Ken Keeler, “there’s not a single novel of his that
does not make my head explode at least three times.” HSK’s
novels aren’t conventional pulp fiction. They won’t
leave you feeling clever because you solved the mystery; it’s
all but impossible to do so. They won’t leave you dazzled
by his mastery of prose; his style is idiosyncratic at best and
flat at worst. But they’ll leave you thinking you’ve
read someone completely original, intermittently hilarious, and
utterly inimitable. Let the critics rescue Raymond Chandler and
Jim Thompson from pulp obscurity; they deserve it. We’ll
always have Harry Stephen Keeler, too weird to be great, and too
great to be forgotten.

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