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It’s Not TV — It Just
Blows!

By Phil Nugent
A couple of years ago, some pop-culture writers
began to float the startling idea that the success of such original
HBO series as “The Sopranos” and “Sex and the
City” had made HBO not a TV-lovers’ frill but a cultural
necessity, something people needed to stay current with the best
the entertainment industry has to offer. This really was a startling
pronouncement, since it raised the question: where had these clueless
losers been half a dozen years earlier, when “The Larry Sanders
Show” was beating the socks off not just every other series
on television but most of what’s advertised as comedy in
movie theaters and clubs? I remember going through a rough patch
in the mid-’90s, losing a job at a time when a fresh batch
of “Larry Sanders” episodes were appearing and being
forced to economize. I contemplated canceling my HBO subscription
for, oh, maybe all of six seconds. Then I did the smart thing and
let my Zoloft prescription lapse instead. I already knew which
was the more effective anti-depressant.
By the end of the ’90s, HBO was well-established
as the leader in American commercial TV that’s both innovative
and, well, good. Shows such as “The Sopranos” and “Sex
and the City,” as well as “The Wire” and “Curb
Your Enthusiasm” and the late, lamented “Mr. Show” and “The
Chris Rock Show” rehabilitated the idea of commercial TV,
remaking standard network genres (the crime serial, the sitcom,
the variety sketch show) by infusing them with individual perspectives,
offbeat points of view, freshness, brains and guts. A lot of the
channel’s genius simply comes down to putting its trust in
creators such as Garry Shandling, Larry David and even the world-weary,
self-styled reformed hack David Chase, who in his decades in the
trenches at network TV managed to leave his mark on several good
shows as different as “The Rockford Files” and “Northern
Exposure.” It’s auteur TV, the kind of thing that the
networks were supposed to be getting into 14 years ago with such
shows as David Lynch and Mark Frost’s “Twin Peaks” and
Matt Groening, James L. Brooks and Sam Simon’s “The
Simpsons,” but that quickly slipped to such a level that
you could find TV critics seriously gassing on about the wondrous
productivity of (shudder) David E. Kelley.
This is not a formula that HBO stumbled onto
overnight. HBO made its first serious attempts at whipping up its
own original series back in the early ’80s, when it recognized
that the increasingly competitive cable landscape made it risky
to depend entirely on the viewers’ need to be able to see
such fine films as Waltz Across Texas and Harry Tracy,
Outlaw nine times a week. Such early HBO series as the horror
anthology “The Hitchhiker,” “1st & 10” (a
football comedy starring a pre-homicidal O. J. Simpson) and the
sometimes overpraised “Dream On” (featuring comically
deployed old film clips and starring the Amazing Brian Benben and
His Truckload of Smarm) were just blatant copies of standard network
junk gussied up with what were then recognized as cable’s
secret weapon: bare breasts and cusswords. Even after “Larry
Sanders” brightened the darkness, HBO was still desperate
enough not just to program the lame comedy “Sessions” but
to advertise it as being “from the mind of Billy Crystal,” a
come-on designed to put a scare into the Crypt-Keeper. I know you
kids are rolling your eyes and maybe not buying this, but I was
there, OK? I was young and in college and I actually watched this
stuff — God forgive me, some nights I was just that bored!
(At least they nudged me to move out of the dorm, which was only
hooked up for Showtime. Showtime had its own original programming,
including a sitcom called “Brothers,” which we will
never speak of again.)
In fact, one of HBO’s most egregious misfires
of recent years, a horny comedy called “The Mind of the Married
Man,” created by and starring an oozing smirk of a fellow
who I’m guessing was grown in a petri dish containing some
of Brian Benben’s cast-off DNA, can best be explained as
an homage to those early shows, probably green-lighted by an HBO
executive enjoying a fit of misguided nostalgia.
The funny thing is that now that HBO is no longer
aping bad network TV, the networks, in their increasingly sweaty
desperation, have started trying to drag “The Sopranos” over
to the Xerox machine. Last year’s “Kingpin” on
NBC was a pinball-machine-lively look at a family of drug dealers,
flashy and entertaining but ultimately pulling up short of going
anywhere. NBC seemed to be a little afraid of the thing even as
it was promoting it, and it discharged its full run in a quick
burst of hype and then seemed to forget about it. Much lamer is
ABC’s current “Line of Fire,” an eight-car pile-up
of clichés about the sorrows of undercover work and the
moral equivalence of Feds and mooks, with nothing besides David
Paymer’s performance as the mob’s unglamorous, ruthlessly
businesslike man in Virginia to give the proceedings a little edge
and entertainment value.
The cluelessness of such stuff gives the proud
boast “It’s not TV — it’s HBO!” a
peacock-strutting quality indeed. But is it possible for HBO, running
low on fresh bursts of inspiration, to begin replicating its own
past successes with a rusty set of cookie cutters? Something like
that has already happened, with “Mind of the Married Man” and
the inexplicably long-running “Arli$$,” a misbegotten
shotgun marriage of “The Larry Sanders Show” and “Tank
McNamara,” but those seemed like blips on the radar screen.
Recent developments at the network, even as it faces the wrap-up
of “Sex and the City” and the knowledge that Tony and
the boys cannot evade justice forever, seem more ominous.

“Ominous” is the word for HBO’s
big new show of the 2003 fall season, “Carnivàle,” an
exercise in deluxe portentousness that looks like something assembled
from a kit labeled “Make Your Own Cult TV Item.” By
now we have a few templates for self-consciously hip TV: though
created by Daniel Knauf, best-known as the creator of “Wolf
Lake,” a show that itself achieved its greatest renown as
a “Daily Show” punchline, “Carnivàle” is
marching in the path trod by the great white whale itself, “Twin
Peaks.” “Northern Exposure” replicated “Peaks”’ idealized
rural community while dumping the occult-tinged atmosphere of black-comic
dread, “American Gothic” expanded that dread until
it crowded out everything else, and Kelley’s appalling “Picket
Fences” plastered it with editorial messages about tolerance
and good citizenship. “Carnivàle” transposes
the “Peaks” atmosphere, minus most of the humor, to
the Great Depression, recreating the Dust Bowl as a triumph of
Expressionist art direction. It’s as if Knauf had decided
that what’s most needed now is for somebody to rip the lid
off “The Waltons.” (Ralph Waite, who played the father
on that show, and whose lined face and gravelly charm gave it whatever
slim traces of authenticity it had, appears here as a preacher.
Like “Twin Peaks,” the teeming cast of “Carnivàle” is
an unlikely but talented mixture of young up-and-comers and people
who, like Waite and Adrienne Barbeau, of “Maude,” have
had their moment of fame and graduated to becoming names on the
back of Trivial Pursuit cards.)
In the premiere, Nick Stahl, a young actor whose
movie credits (“In the Bedroom,” “Bully,” “Terminator
3”) have already given him enough opportunities for masochism
to impress Lars von Trier, plays Ben Hawkins, a good-hearted young
man who, the show broadcasts pretty loudly, has the ability to
resurrect the dead. Understandably suspicious of this unusual hobby,
his ailing mother harshly bans him from her death bed. Between
this ugly scene and the eagerness of the man on the bulldozer outside
to plow under the ancestral Hawkins shack, Ben is in a foul mood
when the traveling carnival of the title passes through his front
yard. Luckily, the head carnie, a dwarf called Samson (Michael
J. Anderson) perceives Ben’s finer qualities and persuades
him to join up, or else there wouldn’t be a show, or even
less of a show than there is, which is a scary thing to imagine.
(If there is an explanation somewhere in all this backstory for
the Europeanized spelling of “Carnival” that is featured
in the handsome logo that the carnies use, I somehow missed it.
I can only guess that it’s a marketing device and that Knauf,
in his research, came to the conclusion that Depression-era geek-show
patrons were a pretentious lot.)
Early on, Anderson has to deliver some sub-“Buffy
the Vampire Slayer” babble about how to every generation
there is born a “creature of light” and a “creature
of darkness,” and one of course assumes that Ben is fated
to be one of these diametrically opposed worthies. The other is
presumably Brother Justin Crowe (the imposing, deep-voiced Clancy
Brown), a reverend who also possesses some kind of magical powers
and who desperately wants to use them to help suffering humanity,
which you just know ought to mean, in “Carnivàle”’s
universe, that he’s the bad guy. (He is also equipped with
a formidable sister, played by the formidable, eternally under-used
Amy Madigan.) Yet the most intriguing thing about “Carnivàle” is
that the creature of light/creature of darkness business hasn’t
yet shaped up to be nearly as clear-cut as it sounds. Crowe, who
at first glance promises to be a charlatan, really does want to
do good, and as his efforts are frustrated he undergoes a King
Hell spiritual crisis, the kind that includes side trips to rubber
rooms and the shock ward. Meanwhile, Ben’s “heroism” seems
to consist of his stubborn refusal to use his gifts, for fear of
the unimaginable consequences. If it sounds more interesting than
it plays, that’s probably because it’s hard to shake
off the feeling that Knauf and his writers are keeping things muddy
not because they’re thrilled by the dramatic possibilities
of moral ambiguity but for the same reason Gilligan and the gang
never could get off that damn island. In its need to leave something
to come back to next week, “Carnivàle” isn’t
exploring endless possibilities, it’s just spinning its wheels.
In place of dramatic impetus, “Carnivàle” mostly
offers atmosphere suffused with a slightly musty eeriness. Whether
by conscious or unconscious design—it’s as if the writers’ evasiveness
were taking physical form — images of paralysis and other
crippling impediments to expressiveness tend to dominate. Mulling
over the mysterious riddles that the show keeps throwing in his
path, Samson retreats to his office trailer and addresses such
lines as “What’re you up to?” to Management,
an unseen and perhaps unseeable force that silently sits, or floats,
or something, behind a curtain. (Maybe Anderson finally threatened
the writers with violence if they didn’t give him something
more to work with, because towards the end of the season, damned
if the curtain didn’t start answering back, in the voice
of Linda Hunt, yet.)
The vibrant young actress Clea DuVall wastes
away in the role of Sophie, a carny girl whose fortune-telling
mother apparently suffered some kind of overdraft of her psychic
abilities and now lies in state, overdressed and stiff as a board,
all-knowing but unable to move or speak. Sophie translates for
her, relaying her prophecies to the customers (except when she
judges them too cruel to bear) and engaging in one-sided dialogues
with Mom, who, to judge from the half of the conversation we can
hear, is a scold and a half. DuVall delivers the standard protests
and complaints that young actresses always get to deliver in second-rate
TV dramas, while her mother continues to lie there, mute and bug-eyed.
(Mom is played, so to speak, by Diane Salinger, a long way from
her own ingénue days, when she sat in a big fake dinosaur
and told Pee-Wee Herman how she longed to visit France.) There’s
also Patrick Bauchau as another maimed soothsayer, the blind Lodz,
whose inability to stop hectoring people with unsolicited advice
helps bring him to grief in the season finale.
People hole up in hovels seeking protection
from dust storms; the charred bodies of children burned alive in
their beds are laid out on the street in rows; people who’ve
been robbed of their hopes and their loved ones wail and weep and
drift into catatonia or outright madness. In general, “Carnivàle” can
leave you with the suspicion that the Great Depression might just
be getting a bad rap here.
Michael J. Anderson may well have been cast
for the associations he carries to the pantheon of hip TV— he
played the “man from another place” in "Twin Peaks" (and
more recently appeared briefly as a string-pulling mafioso in Lynch’s
busted-pilot-turned-feature-film “Mulholland Drive”),
and also starred (as Poe’s hop-frog ) in Julie Taymor’s
1992 TV film “Fool’s Fire.” Yet he’s the
best thing in “Carnivàle”: he grounds it, giving
it a suggestion of something earthy and practical that’s
a relief from all the free-floating weirdness going on around him.
Samson has some surprises in him and Anderson manages to fuse them
well enough that the character’s unpredictability doesn’t
seem like the mismatched whims of a desperate writing staff.
Samson doesn’t have any special connection
to the unearthly — or any special affection for it either;
you sense that he’d like it if his life was a damn sight
duller — but from time to time he does see unfathomable things
and he’s learned to just accept them when he has to. Anderson
really shines in the series’ high point, a visit to a mining
community called Babylon that’s so eerie it makes the rest
of the series seem as straightforward as “Leave It To Beaver.” It
involves the murder of a Carny girl (and ends with the suggestion
that for the girl, the nightmare has just begun with her death),
an incident that threatens to undermine Samson’s authority
and forces him to reassert it with a display of “carny justice.” The
Babylon episode is a perfect, haunting little ghost story, inserted
right in the middle of the series, and there’s scant preparation
for it and little development from it. It’s self-contained,
as if the folks working on “Carnivàle” had repressed
their narrative instincts for as long as they could and just had
to take a break and tell a story before getting back to the serious
business of not letting anything happen.
At
least, since “Carnivàle” has been renewed for
a second season, criticism of it can be offered in the hope that
somebody will learn from it. With the Steven Soderbergh/George
Clooney production “K Street” there’s nothing
to do now but sift the ashes and maybe salt the earth, so nothing
like this can ever grow again. “K Street” is officially
kaput, and a visit to its section at HBO’s web site indicates
that after the first few episodes, even the people whose job it
was to write and post synopses of each episode just threw up their
hands. It’s too bad, because compared to “Carnivàle,” “K
Street” boasted a serious, talented bunch of creators (besides
Soderbergh, who did some of the directing and camerawork, and Clooney,
Henry Bean, writer-director of “The Believer,” is credited
with having worked on whatever script there was or might have been).
It also had a fresh, exciting idea — i.e., to rip off “Tanner ’88” instead
of “Twin Peaks” for a change. Directed by Robert Altman
and scripted by Garry Trudeau, “Tanner” was one of
the proudest achievements in HBO’s history. During that election
year, Altman built a campaign staff (headed by Pamela Reed as the
steely, fire-breathing manager C.J. Kavanaugh) and press corps
around a fake candidate, Congressman Jack Tanner (Michael Murphy),
and charted their progress from New Hampshire to the Democratic
Convention, allowing the actors to interact with real political
and media figures and react to actual events while shooting it
all in the fast, cheap fly-on-the-wall style of a C-Span cameraman.
(The cast also included little Cynthia Nixon, not yet ready for “Sex
in the City,” as the congressman’s college-age daughter.)
The results were a dizzying, heady brew, and not even Altman — who
was due to return to feature films after a decade of monkeying
with video and filmed theater — has ever really attempted
anything similar since.
“K Street” plants a few actors — Roger
Guenver Smith, Mary McCormack, John Slattery — around James
Carville and Mary Matalin, proposes that they’re pretending
to be a Washington lobbying firm and brings on some real Washington
figures for them to play with. Right away, certain problems make
themselves felt. Soderbergh has shown that working with a tightly
written script (as in Out of Sight and The Limey),
he can play around and create lively, semi-improved atmosphere.
In his full-improvisational mode, let’s-put-on-a-show movie Full
Frontal, he’s also demonstrated that he can throw a lot
of good actors and promising elements into a pot, stir it up good
and pour out his weight in mud (both “K Street” and Full
Frontal are unconscionably butt-ugly, as if Soderbergh were
afraid that decent lighting would compromise the purity of the
enterprise). “Tanner ’88” had built-in momentum
from the rush to keep pace with the rolling carnival of the campaign,
but in “K Street” we keep being pulled back to the
lobbying offices to watch Carville and Matalin do their Battling
Bickersons of the Beltway act, while poor Mary McCormack does her
half of conversations into a phone receiver that she might as well
have had surgically attached to the side of her head.
It’s a mistake that Altman, no stranger
to mistakes of one kind or another, would never make. “K
Street” is so determined to find the showboating political
types fascinating that, instead of having the real actors occupy
the center of the show, it allows Carville/Matalin and company
to suck the air out of the show while the people who have the training
and the skills to entertain us fritter away on the margins. Their
frittering is more potentially interesting — just because
it’s skillfully done — than the big developments involving
the downfall of Matalin-Carville Inc. The tiny details take over
the show without ever developing into anything. The result is a
show so inert that it makes “Carnivàle” look
like Hellzapoppin’ — a show that double-dog
dares you to watch it! (Blogger and gadfly David Rothschild noted
that one stretch of the show dwelt so long on a re-gifted Jazz
CD that it began to seem that the show’s real theme is that
nobody likes Branford Marsalis.)
I’ve heard it speculated that Soderbergh,
Clooney and company came to rip the lid off Washington and got
played for suckers, that they were too awed by the supposed magnetism
and power of Carville/Matalin and company and wound up just celebrating
them while the Washington players chortled at them behind their
backs. Maybe so, but if that’s true, it’s like the
story of the scorpion who stings the frog carrying it across the
river. Because “K Street” reveals that its subjects
are less fascinating than they themselves and their chroniclers
seem to think. It may even remind you that the one really dead
patch in “Tanner ’88” was the Washington dinner
party, where Altman not only packed the screen with Washington
luminaries, but made the mistake of having his actors shut up and
listen to them.

Whatever the failings of the new fall series,
HBO ended 2003 in glory with its production of Tony Kushner’s Angels
in America, acclaimed by all right-thinking observers as a
highlight of the cultural season, not just great TV but a great
movie and a theatrical event. It was also, at least to my eyes,
just another lame TV movie, full of prestige performers wading
through yesterday’s big hit play on important social themes.
Mike Nichols’ and Kushner’s decision to underline the
theatricality of the piece seemed to stress that what this was
really about was Angels in America itself — recording
it and bringing it into our homes to declare that it’s the
great modern American play, hot air, cant, self-congratulatory
politics and all. Where were the people who were so upset by a
teensy acknowledgement in the TV movie The Reagans that
Ronald Reagan was not the most enlightened friend a gay man could
have in the age of AIDS when Kushner’s torrential protest
play about the gay plague and conservative homophobia came flooding
into all those paying households? Maybe they recognized that this
Angels was all about preaching to the converted, in the great tradition
of TV problem dramas from the days of 12 Angry Men and Patterns to The
Day After, and had sense enough not to get involved.
Angels on HBO was, finally, A Mike Nichols
Production — he can even make bombast bloodlessly prestigious.
It’s just possible to guess, from the speeches and anger
and even the traces of real artistry that Nichols couldn’t
beat out of Jeffrey Wright’s performance, why Angels the
play must have seemed so inspiring 10 years ago, especially to
grieving, angry audiences. I do wonder how much better Kushner’s
mixture of agitprop and cutesy-poo whimsy (such as the picture
of heaven as a Noo Yawk committee meeting) could have played. Aside
from Wright, the only part I felt grateful for was the deathbed
exchange between Roy Cohn (Al Pacino) and Ethel Rosenberg (Meryl
Streep) — not because it was good (between Pacino’s
ranting and Streep’s downcast face in whitish makeup and
the stagey storm front, it was pretty embarrassing), but because
it reminded me of how terrific James Woods was in the 1992 HBO
TV movie Citizen Cohn, which, lacking a proper theatrical
pedigree, got pretty crappy reviews.
Now that HBO’s done its best for culture
and has next year’s Nobel Prize for TV movies in the bag,
it can relax and start thinking about entertainment values again.
I hope so. I’m not really tempted to sign up for Showtime
just to see if I can get into “Dead Like Me.”

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